Well I'm Fucked

The U may have invented swagger, however, it just butt fucked my god damn bracket. You know going into the tourney you think a team with a ton of experience who played together forever and a veteran team would be the one. But nope. They can't fucking hit a shot all god damn game and butt fuck me.



Look at this god damn bracket. It should make a fucking blind man cry.

Fucking fucks.

I Can't Wait For The NCAA Tournament

Honestly, has anything been better than the NCAA regular season this year?

You can pretty much guarantee that there will be at least one top 10 upset every weekend/ week. I have never seen anything like this before in my life Indiana, Michigan, Duke, Miami, Louisville and Syracuse all didn't want to be the number 1 seed. But they are extremely tough teams.

With Kentucky probably not tournament bound with Noel hurt and with them being unable to come together, I am probably going to have Michigan and Miami going far. I like Michigan a lot due to their playmakers and the fact half of their starters are related to some NBA player(Hardaway Jr, Horford and Robinson III), despite their embarrassing loss to Penn State, I still think this team has the potential to make some noise in later March.

Also, I have bought completely into Miami. Yes, they just lost to Duke, but Ryan Kelly decided to be the greatest player of all time and Miami missed some huge opportunities to win. Half of their squad are seniors or 5th year seniors. They have playmakers and then have an inside player in Reggie Johnson (who had an awful Duke game). They have the experience, the tenacity and skill to make it to at least the elite eight or final four.

This year has just been so awesome from an unbiased fan (because Kentucky is out of it) and there is zero percent chance that anyone is going to have a great bracket.

The U in Trouble

CORAL GABLES, Fla. -- Miami finally received its notice of allegations from the NCAA, which accused the school of having a "lack of institutional control" for not monitoring the conduct of a booster who provided thousands of dollars in cash, gifts and other items to football and men's basketball players. ESPN

The U is fucked. They are definitely going to be in big trouble about this because no shit they lost institutional control, Nevin Shapiro was paying anything and everything to recruits to get them to play for Miami.

The Best thing for The U, was the Penn State scandal, because anything compared to that seems like nothing. They will not receive the death penalty, and most likely they will lost less scholarships and everything going forward, which is a shame.

But I have to say, if you run a program like this, you will eventually get burned.

Nevin Shapiro is serving a 20 year deal for his 938 million dollar fraud scheme, and with that money a bunch of it went to the University of Miami football and Basketball team.

Where Would I Go To If I Was A 5 Star Athlete

I was thinking about where I would go, if I was being recruited by every school like some of these kids. Here are my top 5.

5# UCLA
Why?
It reminds me of the movie Blue Chips, it's in LA and the chicks are plentiful. It's warm, it's fun and seems like it would be awesome. Sure the athletics have taken a back step in recent years, and maybe Basketball gets noticed more than the football program. I just feel that you could have an awesome college experience there if you were a stand out.

4# Michigan
My only northern school I would consider. Sure it's cold as fuck, but the name still has credibility. I hate most Big 10 schools so I would love the opportunity to beat those flamingos from Ohio State or smug dickbags from Lansing. Michigan has a proud tradition and greats like Tyrone Wheatley and Tim Biakabutuka went there (Yes, whatever, probably more famous players). I feel that you would be an absolute God if you led the team to a national championship, hell Denard Robinson and Chad henne weren't even that great and you know they got absurd ass.

3# Florida State
I know Tallahassee sucks, but the tits that get shown during every home game is absurd. Florida State has a long list of awesome players from Deion to Charlie Ward to Peter Warrick, that's a group I want to be mentioned with. Also, Jenn Sterger went there and I just had it embedded in my mind that every chick walks around with Daisy Dukes and cut shirts and a cowboy hat.

2# USC

I know USC would probably be number 1 on everyone's list, what isn't to like about it, warm weather, model chicks, celebrity lifestyle etc. Fuck, Matt Lienart threw away his NFL Career because he liked going to USC so much. USC is still a power house and will continue to get a ton of prospects every year. So you know you will be at least talked about and on the fast track to the NFL as an overrated prospect.

And my number 1 school is of course.....


The U

I know it may be humid, I know Miami isn't the safest place, however....... IT'S ALL ABOUT THE U.

Want to be the god of a corrupt city and bang hot cuban chicks all day while getting paid not to go to class? Go to the U. It's the ultimate school for people who could care less about academic achievements and more about making a rap song about how you ran a train with the 2 Live Crew on some chicks. I went to the campus a couple years ago and it was amazing, hot tubs everywhere, hot chicks everywhere, iguanas running around. Just an amazing school with an awesome tradition. Plus you have a bad day, go to South Beach to take a nap.

And this shit still happens with recruits there: