Reason 120843 Why Obama Rocks

When all of you dickheads are sitting back and talking about the gays rights thing that will obviously be passed and whether Obama lied to us as a people (newsflash dickheads, every President lies, that's why they're the President. They are the best liars in the country) I am more excited that Obama hired reptile as a secret service member.

He is the first president to not only be able to shoot a consistent jumpshots, rip butts like there is no tomorrow, be cool with the gays and killed that terrorist guy but the first president to give equal opportunity to lizard people. I have been saying for a real long time I do not like the way lizard people get treated in this country and finally Obama decides to embrace them and put them to work. Why is a lizard person a good secret service member? They can blend into shit, always be there while being incognito.

Obama once again does things that blow my mind.

Can a President be elected 3 terms please?

So Whats All This Gay Shit Going On?

I come back from Mexico and there are a bunch of hearts with equal signs blowing up my facebook, what is this all about? Some gay rights thing?

Here is my take on gay rights, anyone who doesn't think this should happen is a homophobe, plain and simple. Religion or the naturalness of marriage has nothing to do with it, they just hate gay people. It's ok. I don't get that way of thinking, but thats the only explanation. It's like the people who didn't want blacks to vote, they were just racists making noise about nonsense. We are going to look back at this topic and facepalm and say, man this is really dumb to have thought that way for so long America.

I also love the people on facebook who use this opportunity to bash Obama and the legitimacy of when he said he's cool with the gays. Who cares when he said it people, he said it. Shouldn't that be good enough, he was the first one to be cool with it. Give him some credit and move along.

But there are 2 things I don't get about facebook now adays is how everyone is on a soapbox about this shit like your opinion fucking matters, all you are is a nuisance that gets blocked from my feed as I'm scanning for chicks spring break photos and since when did every girl I know become a Bruin fan? I have never seen such a migration, when did this happen? Is it because hockey players are the best looking out of all the sports? I don't get it, and the crazy thing is that they seem like real fans. It's not the normal token Patriots/ Tom Brady posts that you just shake your head and say to yourself, "listen chick, shut up, you know nothing about football, go away"

Whatever, this has turned rantish, but go gays and get off facebook people because unless your a hot chick, you have no business updating your feed.

There Is A Phil Collins Day and Nobody Has Told Me About It?

In just a couple of days, the patron saint of drums and vox, Phil Collins, will be celebrated universally. Locally, the annual Phil Collins Day celebration (observed on February 15th) will take place in Rockaway.

Here is a quote from the day:
"As it turns out I moved to Rockaway shortly after Phil Collins Day last year. Found a big wonderful place to live by the sea. Moved here with some creative partners in hopes of being part of a close knit community. We were, like the majority of the peninsula, hit pretty badly by the storm; house destroyed, lost all of my tools, garden, etc. And the past three months have been one of recovery and rebuilding. Rockaway is strong. And it is the resilience of this community that keeps us all together.
This year, at the end of my block on 112th, we will be celebrating Phil Collins Day in full form. We will be serving hot chocolate and hot cider and hot catharsis in the form of a drum circle. People are encouraged to dress warm, and bring their own percussive instrument."

Why hasn't anyone told me this. Phil Collins is the man, he's a dick, but the man. Invisible Touch is one of the greatest/ worst songs of all time. Also there are a ton of awesome songs as well, but what the fuck. And how did this start? Part of me thinks that Phil Collins, just made it Phil Collins day, because that's something he would do. Either way, I dig it and wish I knew more about this.

Dudes, Watch The Amercians and the Following

I'm gonna get into the Americans first. You probably have seen the commercials about communists living in America trying to live in America under fake names and stuff. this show rocks. Before I get into the show, Felicity crushes it, she is such a hot, slutty, communist, just blowing dudes left and right and trying to kill everyone. She is such a bad ass, I have never found her attractive until this show. She rocks. But the show takes place around the cold war and it involves them living in America and they speak and act just like us, have kids that know nothing about them being spies and just have communist motives. If anyone watched Homeland, it's a FX version of that. It's just incredible, and gives you anxiety the whole time. Definitely check that shit out.

Also, the Following has stepped up big time, it's based on a guy who is a crazy man and lives his life by Edgar Allen Poe and has this cultish following that does awful things to people, and the main cop Kevin Bacon has a history with him and now the guy through prison is making anyone who crossed his life miserable. It's crazy how good actors make a difference with shows. There have been thousands of shows like this that have come and gone, but because Kevin Bacon is in this and whoever that bad guy is, its awesome.

Check out these 2 shows asap.