Reason 120843 Why Obama Rocks

When all of you dickheads are sitting back and talking about the gays rights thing that will obviously be passed and whether Obama lied to us as a people (newsflash dickheads, every President lies, that's why they're the President. They are the best liars in the country) I am more excited that Obama hired reptile as a secret service member.

He is the first president to not only be able to shoot a consistent jumpshots, rip butts like there is no tomorrow, be cool with the gays and killed that terrorist guy but the first president to give equal opportunity to lizard people. I have been saying for a real long time I do not like the way lizard people get treated in this country and finally Obama decides to embrace them and put them to work. Why is a lizard person a good secret service member? They can blend into shit, always be there while being incognito.

Obama once again does things that blow my mind.

Can a President be elected 3 terms please?

Rodman to Obama, "Give North Korea A Call"

Bob touched on this last week, but Rodman is back from N. Korea and had this to say:

"He loves basketball. ... I said Obama loves basketball. Let's start there" as a way to warm up relations between U.S. and North Korea, Rodman told ABC's "This Week."

"He asked me to give Obama something to say and do one thing. He wants Obama to do one thing, call him," said Rodman, who called the authoritarian leader an "awesome guy" during his trip. The State Department criticized North Korea last week for "wining and dining' Rodman while its own people go hungry.

Rodman also said Kim told him, "I don't want to do war. I don't want to do war."

Nothing like a bankrupt, flamboyant, crazy person wearing a money suit telling the leader of the free world to give Kim Jong Un a ring because both of them like basketball and that may stop a potential war. You have to give Rodman credit for staying in the headlines with this ridiculousness, however, if I were Obama I would just take this opportunity to just take out North Korea. It is an absolute madhouse there, you know if you get caught stealing you get 3 generations in prison, so for the rest of your life, your childs life and grandchilds life your in prison. Yea, fuck that.

The worm shouldn't get all cozy with Kim Jong Un and should have just assassinated the shit out of him when he had the chance. He would have been a hero rather than just a crazy person trying to make headline.