I Can't Wait To have Kids

Once I have kids I am going to have them do this type of shit all the time and then just blame it on him being a kid. Just going to send them out in center field in Fenway to give me an excuse to run on the field to "chase" him or her down. Same thing with the Garden. Just creating constant chaos and blaming it on the kids. I actually went to the Children's Museum a couple weeks ago with my nieces and basically got kicked out of 3 or 4 exhibits because I would just give them the OK when they wanted to do something reckless or throw something. It's just a part of my life I cannot wait for.